It's not easy being cheesy...
It just occured to me that although I have embarrassed the other two by posting unflattering photos, I haven't yet posted one of myself! A more intelligent person would probably be able to insert it into the first post but hey, I never claimed to be that bright!
3 comments:
Juan,
Your upcoming travels have entered the land of Blogs with a fleurish and a song. Welcome to the club dear friend.
I look forward very much to photos of you sans hair. And no moisturizer!
You will be God-like I am certain.
Looking towards the horizon, for the nearest bottle of gin.
Apply twice daily,
Miss.Creant
For anyone that is remotely interested my good friend John Britton (who from herewith will be referred to as 'fool') and a literal rag tag and bob tail of hangers on are going to launch themselves from their fan base of 3 on a unofficial ( as in those cheap knock off celebrity calendars and mugs unofficial ) world domination tour under the strap line strap line " 14 countries. 12 months. 3 back-packs. 2 homos. 1 fag-hag. 0 cosmetics. What could POSSIBLY go wrong...?"
Chart their "progress" ( yes, I am using air quotes there ) with their "website" ( yes, I am using air quotes here too ) and try to determine which country they are in when they are kidnapped by people with no money or dress sense!
I understand that the pink background was actually a choice from a much more subtle palette of colours...
This chin dig is going to start where every great traveller has started.... yes... Australia.. oh no scrap that apparently they are starting their world traveling in Cedar Point Ohio USA ( its a theme park apparently) and living rough in the Marriott!!
With the final line... what could possibly go wrong... lets just say i have a contact list for EVERY British Embassy in EVERY country he is going to (and those that border those countries should he get lost) ...trying to organise check points in each country... and have extended the limit on my MasterCard and have familiarised myself with the procedures for medi-vac'ing someone home.. i suggest you all do the same.
I personally think a more suitable line would of been.. " do you realise how much it costs to look this cheap"
best of luck ladeeezzz
JohnR
Do the locals know what they are letting themselves in for! Hopefully the British Embassy will alert all of the countries to your arrival, especially if you haven't had any 'Treatments' for a few weeks/months.
Wonder what the next few piccys will look like? Will they all be so glamerous?
What will the UK be like without the two of you being so 'HAPPY AND GLAMMED UP' 'PUKE, PUKE!'No more Bob looking like a deck chair when he turns up for work! (sorry Bob)and no more Juan to O.D. me on Vit C tablets!
I'm sure the two of you will have lots of extreemly exciting encounters and adventures. Post lots of notes and pics to make keep us all entertained, with lots of love, Paula.x.
P.S. Looking forward to the Leaving Doo. We may mangage to scrape together a fiver to contribute towards it!
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