I think what you fill your time with when you're bored says SOOOO much about you. Example: I am currently "at work" (yes, that was an intentional use of air-quotes as I'm still selflessly giving up valuable sunbathing time as a volunteer) and it's really quiet today. I have a few hours and a PC at my disposable, so what am I doing? Am I:
A) Looking for ways to make my front-desk duties more efficient?
B) Brushing up on my corporate knowledge to make me better at my job?
C) Polishing my CV ready to blanket-cover Vancouver when I finally get my work permit?
D) Looking up amusing 'drag names' online?
If you said D) - you know me so well....
So... here are some of my favourites:
- Eva Destruction
- Ida Slapter
- Ivana Cockatoo
- DeVoida Taste
- Ethel Nitrate
- DeManda Hump
- Summer Clearance
- Tanya Hide
- Charity Case
And my personal favourite.....
SoFonda Cox!!!!!!!!!!
I've even found an online name-generator and worked out how to put it on my blog. Sweet Jesus, I need to find gainful paid employment...
Enjoy!
Sugar Snatch xxx
3 comments:
ola - tis Bera Breast here - delightfully apt name don't ya think. I too am utilising 'work' time to its full effect as its too f****** hot to do anything - 36 degree heat, no aircon office and me don't go together well!
well off to sit and stare blankly into the distance. Take care. Lis
Apparently Jen Hill's drag queen name is Ivana Dick (spookily accurate wouldn't you say...that slut)...and Miss. Creant's DQN (although I've always felt it rather showy already) was Ursula Uranus.
Go figure!
xo
Well nonw of them are as Divine as Beverley Hills or Clitty Delish
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